CATAROID
CATAROID
Cataroid
▲ FELINE IMPACT EVENT
◇ COORD 04.03.2026 / 20:24 UTC
◈ VELOCITY 74,000 km/h
SPECIMEN 001 —
ORIGIN: UNKNOWN
MOOD: UNBOTHERED
PURR◉CRASH✦MEOW◈IMPACT✧HISS◉COSMIC✦STRAY◈
PURR◉CRASH✦MEOW◈IMPACT✧HISS◉COSMIC✦STRAY◈
// TRANSMISSION 001 — RECEIVED

A stray
with a
trajectory.

Somewhere between the Kuiper Belt and a laser pointer, a housecat fused with a rogue rock. It didn't ask permission. It didn't file paperwork. It's just heading this way.

◈ intercept window: ongoing
Cataroid approaches Earth
T-MINUS —:—:—

FIELD
DOSSIER

Cataroid portrait
SPECIMEN 001
"the loaf that fell"
MASS
9 lives × ∞
COMPOSITION
62% fur, 38% regolith
TEMPERAMENT
hostile / adorable
DIET
small moons
SLEEP
16h / rotation
PURR (Hz)
25 – 150
◉ live feed
// UPLINK CHANNELS
◈ trade
PUMP.FUN
open channel →
◈ signal
TWITTER / X
open channel →
◈ chart
DEXSCREENER
open channel →
CONTRACT ADDRESS
SOON.
deployment pending atmospheric entry. hold your loaves.
◉ TRANSMISSION ENDS — CATAROID / MMXXVI